Rob Rogers for January 19, 2023

It says all that is wrong with America when you let him take his place in Congress.

And regressives enjoying their new 20th century indoor smoking policy.

Turns out, he may even have lied about his name. He’s called himself ‘Anthony Devolder’, ‘George Devolder’ and ‘George Anthony Devolder Santos’. Sheesh…

He fits right in with GOP “honesty and ethics”!

I just kittened my tea all over my screen.

I’ve seen other cartoons like this but Santos is the gift that keeps on giving.Oh, did I say gift? I meant grift.

And it seems, yet another Republican on the Russian payroll.

He lied about everything, managed to fool people into voting for him, was caught and exposed so naturally his punishment was to get to be a congressman and be appointed to two committees.

You just can’t make this stuff up. Although, apparently, Santos has tried.

He meets the GOP qualifications to serve on the House Ethics Committee.

I’ll start worrying when we hear about the “Santos Body Count”. Until then he does not hold a candle to the Clintons.

Everyone is talking about all the lies. This person is a Brazilian citizen who fled that country. Has anyone checked to see if he is really a U.S. citizen?

Pants…Which he only wears when he’s NOT performing on stage in full drag…

And.. he is loving all the publicity. The man is playing all of you for fools, notice how he walks around with a cell phone.. looking important.. with no one on the other end of the phone.

Those who know the least obey the best, George Farquhar.

‘Usually reserved for crazy people’: New Mexico MAGA plotter likely to try defense critics say is ‘madness’

A failed Republican candidate for the New Mexico statehouse is accused of orchestrating a series of drive-by shootings at the homes of Democratic leaders might try to use a defense “usually reserved to crazy people,” according to one legal expert. Solomon Peña is accused of conspiring with four other men to carry out four shootings in the Albuquerque-area of two Bernalillo County commissioners and two state legislators after losing his election. MSNBC legal analyst Danny Cevallos told “Morning Joe” that prosecutors had a strong case against the failed candidate.

Another nom de guerre for Georgie is Kitara Ravache, drag queen performer.

https://www.foxnews.com/politics/george-santos-denies-performing-drag-queen-brazil-categorically-false

The White House still reeks of the Orange One’s pants.

I wonder what the over/under is for him finishing his term, before his constituents give him the boot?

Clay beat ya to it!

aristoclesplato9 is repeating another conspiracy theory about the Clintons that has been debunked over and over and over again. OTOH, Santos DOES have at least one death to count – the homeless veteran’s dog; Santos stole $3000 from a GoFundMe.

If we avoid replying directly to aristoclesplato9 (new squiggles?) maybe it will get bored and go away.

His imaginary life-story is weird enough to vary between horrifying and amusing. But the real question is where did all of the money come from (and then go to) associated with his campaign. Simply put: who owns this guy? None of his associates seem sharp enough to pull this off… the truth of Georgie’s “origin story” will come out.

“Pants”?