I had to replace the fill valve for my toilet on Saturday. I curse the male who invented the locations where everything is located. Underneath, in a tight spot where you can’t get a proper bucket under it. Then I condemn the plumber who installed the thing 6" from the side wall or tub. Come on dudes, you can’t be that clueless. If you are, then go to law school and run for public office.
Ratkin Premium Member almost 2 years ago
Well, sure. All those newt eyes and frog toes will clog it.
MeanBob Premium Member almost 2 years ago
Terry Pratchett’s ghost will be speaking with you soon.
Chithing Premium Member almost 2 years ago
No one like to deal with the spirits from that cauldron.
Doug Taylor Premium Member almost 2 years ago
♫♪
If there’s something wrong
with the toilet bowl
Who you gonna call?
♪♫
Just-me almost 2 years ago
Double Double Toilet Trouble, with this clog our fees will double
RussHeim almost 2 years ago
Tushy burn and tummy bubble . . .
goboboyd almost 2 years ago
Sniggle, snaggle, a tiny sprig of Wolf Bain, and a giggle… Jiggle the handle.
Kaputnik almost 2 years ago
By the pricking in my tushy, sometimes this job is far from cushy.
katw almost 2 years ago
You misspelled Wyrd…
KEA almost 2 years ago
3 sisters: Cluthra, Amberine and Ivrine I presume?
cactusbob333 almost 2 years ago
I thought they were trying to abolish toilet humor on this site.
Zebrastripes almost 2 years ago
After going through the book of spells, they decided to break for lunch then throw vinegar and baking soda down the toilet! Voila!
ars731 almost 2 years ago
Got to pay the bills somehow, these reagents and spells arent free you know
Frank Burns Eats Worms almost 2 years ago
They also sell and service their own brand, MacBethroom Toilets.
formathe almost 2 years ago
I have never needed a pipe wrench on the toilet call.
NoSleepTil_BKLYN almost 2 years ago
Plumbing Witches Be…Gross!!!
crazeekatlady almost 2 years ago
I had to replace the fill valve for my toilet on Saturday. I curse the male who invented the locations where everything is located. Underneath, in a tight spot where you can’t get a proper bucket under it. Then I condemn the plumber who installed the thing 6" from the side wall or tub. Come on dudes, you can’t be that clueless. If you are, then go to law school and run for public office.