Free Range by Bill Whitehead for February 02, 2023

His dentist gouges off more “plaque” than the wall has.

“And I say that with all modesty.”

Sometimes doc that’s very hard to do.

He could probably do that better in a different room.

I wonder how many of those “certificates” were purchased online.

Some people continually seek knowledge but never seek common sense.

Tell me about your urge to make a comeback.

I’ve know PhD’s who can’t bake a cake! Go figure! ☺️

Oh It’s hard to be humble when you are perfect in every way.

those certificates are no different than that “good grooming” award you won in fifth grade

That’s easy for you to say!

I had a job tending to a retired couple’s yard for a couple of years. He was a retired Air Force General who commanded several bases in his career and later ran the city golf courses for many years. After he died his son was settling the estate and clearing out the house for sale he told me they cleared the walls of over four thousand framed awards, commendations and assorted certificates of accomplishment… covered pretty much every wall in the house.

One of those Awards has to be for Most Pompous A$$!

You’re making that extremely hard to do.

Just make up a bunch of accomplishments. Maybe you will be elected to the House of Representatives.

A true accomplished diploma printer…