Phoebe and Her Unicorn by Dana Simpson for February 03, 2023

Phoebe acts like she could do a lot with a tail. Maybe learn tail whip and iron tail. That would be awesome.

Says the Unicorn who never shuts up about thumbs

Every time I see some ad about “I got my dream body in 6 weeks” I think “Nice for you, but if your dream body doesn’t include a tail, you frankly dream too small.”

Wait until Marigold visits a Furry Convention for the first time. :D

all went well that ended well, right?

So, what did Marigold gain from these events?

What would Marigold ever do if she had hands with fingers for a couple of hours?

She’s pointing with those fingery things again!

What’s so great about having a butt-wire? Yeah, I said it.

Phoebe’s dream fulfilled! (A Tail of Two Girlses) Sorry Charles Dickens!

Very specialized sort of furry, Phoebe is.

Phoebe enjoys having a tail… continuity continues. Good times.

Phoebe should play on the defensive line. She’s always trying to get the tailback.

Things you can do with a tail:

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- Wag it

- Tie things to it

- Chase it

Hah! I knew the tail was going to be mentioned. But where is it? And above all, I think it’s time to consider the novel was never validated before by other goblins cause it appeals more to humans… transformed into goblins.

“Tail-haver.” That just cracks me up. It’s original, yet it sounds just like something a child would say.

It won’t happen, but I think it’d be cool to see Queen Prunella and Dakota together, and with Dakota wearing the Plunger award.

“Easy for YOU to say, tail-haver.” My favorite line of the day.

Isn’t Phoebe a bit … young to be chasing tail?

I’ve always wanted a tail. Prehensile if possible. My mom was a nurse and told me that some humans are born with vestigial tails. The normal procedure is to remove them.

Indeed. but I want mine to be prehensile.

https://timesmachine.nytimes.com/timesmachine/1955/10/02/91370892.pdf

or, if the above link doesn’t work,

https://www.goodreads.com/en/book/show/11369147