Last Kiss by John Lustig for January 30, 2023

She would be hard to please.

I wonder if she’s like the Star Trek series, where every other one is terrible.

Triple features are great.

How often a movie sequel is not as good as the first one? Good question.

Does that question also apply to sex? That’s another good question .

“You have got to promise me not to stop when I say when…”

Binge sex. What’s not to like.

Helen has numerous sticky index tabs to mark interesting parts of her well-worn copy of The Complete Illustrated Kama Sutra. She looks forward to Part Two.

However, some men are just one-hit wonders.

holey jar jar binks, Batman!

In other words you’re willing to wait several years after each encounter.

“My friends call me Barbara, or just Barb. But everyone knows me as Nancy.”

The problem is the sequel is never as good as the original …

WELL, alrighty then, what are we waiting for? ☺️☺️☺️

No refractory interval.

What the otolaryngologist heard: My breast ear is this left one here, doctor.

What she actually said: Hello.

“But honey, sequels are just derivative and no where as exciting as the original (and besides the Viagra wore out after the prequels).”

Come again??

Unfortunately, you have to wait years.

Maybe back when I was 18. Now perhaps a repeat performance in the morning?

All right, John. I’m going in. You call for backup.

If the main feature is very good…sequels are inevitable!

(background music: the theme from Jaws)

fortunately, she’s easy to please…

She looks like Doris Day in her prime.

A woman after my own hard

The sequels are never as good as the original.