Bliss by Harry Bliss for February 10, 2023

The painting sounds like a sausage fest.

Trying to figure out what he is painting that can be mistaken for a salami. Two things come to mind, either a missile silo, or a Dachshund breed of dog.

“It’s not a salami. Now what do you think?”

Bob Ross starts them all with broad brush strokes like that, then the magic happens.

Artist says, “Thank you, young man, and what do you think of the picture.”

His plein air work evokes a certain fragrance. Too much air perhaps? I need to get a beret, even if I never wear it out of the house. (Yup, a Pissarro poser.)

Renoir painted Impressionism …. maybe he’ll surround the salami with a pizza…….at a sidewalk cafe, by the sea shore….

Keep talking and he might just paint you. Literally.

It’s actually a painting of a dachsund!

René Magritte can’t handle a compliment.

Nope. Don’t get this at all.

The artist must be frustrated after the hiker discovered it so quickly…the piece was called “Hide the Salami”.

Looks like it’s signed by Renoir. Kinda looks like him too. Not sure about the salami reference.

Painting Pink Floyd album covers?

I’ve read all the funny comments, but I still don’t really understand today’s strip.