Grand Avenue by Mike Thompson for February 10, 2023

Maybe you can combine the senior discount with one free kids’ meal.

I wonder if I can get a senior citizens’ discount on a new Stratocaster? I may be old, but I’m not dead yet.

I’m not old. I’m not a senior citizen. I’m a classic!

This is cute, Mike!

The town I lived in 15 years ago had a restaurant with a senior discount – started at 80 yo. As a neighbor said, “The weak ones died young.”

“Being old ain’t for sissies.” Betty Davis.

65 and I can read the fine print without glasses.

Shortly after finishing her meal, being old will stink again!

At every age we have disabilities… when you’re really young, you need a diaper, just like you may when you are old!

They print it that way so you won’t claim it.