Gil Thorp by Henry Barajas and Rachel Merrill for February 17, 2023

Wow, the kid is insecure with a massive ego. No need for a paternity test. “You…ARE the father!”

P1: That’s the readers with the white flag.

P2: X-man?

NASCAR rednecks.

Did Luke forget to mention he was an Indy and Daytona 500 winner? That was that year after PAC-xx MVP.

P1- I am the 8 man…kook koo ka chu!

Once again Luke astounds is with his ability to carry on a conversation during a NASCAR race.

P 4 (Son): “…upset?…nah….I just think that you’re a pompous a$$….”papa"…."

In a desperate attemp to lure new readers, Henry once again introduces a new story arc for the millions of NASCAR fans who follow this strip. I can’t wait for the paired figure skating story.

Be there, be there! Saturday night! Big Daddy Don Garlits! Shirley Muldowney! The roar of a thousand horsepower!

Good to see Fist Pump Man making a cameo appearance in P1. Meanwhile, the extra in P2 holding up an index finger is trying to enlarge his part by sneaking into P3. He must think he gets paid by the panel. But, be careful what you wish for; as MUT and Michael Corleone will tell you, just when you think you’re out of the strip, they pull you back in.

I’ll bet it never occurred to that driver to “pass him” until Coach A-hole told him to.

You mean Tech hasn’t started their season yet?Milford’s been selling candy for weeks.I thought his father coached girls wrestling.Assistant to Coach Kim.

When did the flagman get a jumpsuit, sponsor patches, and a number?

P-2: This race is in Rome, and Pedro is a fan of the 10 car.

Maybe they are watching that kid who let Vic Doucette drive his muscle car while he had his face in Vic’s lap

P-4: Trouble really starts when the wind blows Luke’s hat off and Pedro sees that his Dad’s hair also has the Keri tussle. All of a sudden, he realizes where he saw her rings before!

Milford has a race track ? Next you know they will be bidding for the olympics

I’m just thankful that MUT and MAD has kept us informed and updated on the torrid dalliance going on out at Talking Stick between Mimi, Erika and Amelia.

What ever happened about the emotional trauma Keri suffered from the active shooter drill?

“…Why don’t you treat me like you used to do/why do you treat like Gil’s worn-out shoes…”

Pedro’s upset because he thought they were going to see racing at the X Games.

Luke is the illegitimate son of the late Dick Trickle.

Tomorrow, we’ll find out the the winner of the bug race is Gregggg Hammmm.

This is some good Gilling, I was on the cusp initially, but as the stories continued to be told by Heno barabo, I was sold. This is the gillo I remember.

Take a hint azzhole, even your family can’t stand you, your wife doesn’t sleep with you anymore and your son doesn’t want to play for you, he’d rather be playing around with Keri Thorp.

If Coach Azzhole says Pedro is woke, do we all drink?

Come on, Pedro, fess up. The real reason you want to quit basketball is because Keri has a bun in the oven and you need to get a job. And speaking of buns, get your buns over to Mopped Up Thorp right now!

https://moppedupthorp.wordpress.com/

Hey, looking closer, that’s Puddy waving the flag! And wearing his favorite jacket. “You got a question? You ask the 8-ball."