Close to Home by John McPherson for February 10, 2023

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    allen@home  almost 2 years ago

    Raid ain’t gonna cut it. What you need is a 12-gauge.

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    ronaldspence  almost 2 years ago

    Maybe an 55 gallon drum of Raid!

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    kingdiamond69  almost 2 years ago

    And a small nuclear warhead .

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    momofalex7  almost 2 years ago

    Might be too late by the time he gets home.

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    The Pro from Dover  almost 2 years ago

    RAID!!

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    nosirrom  almost 2 years ago

    And remember avoid Dam-nation Alley. (I found another word on the list)

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    hfergus Premium Member almost 2 years ago

    Bleeb is back! Woo hoo! Glad he got better.

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    scpandich  almost 2 years ago

    It’s Bleeb! Happy day!

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    P51Strega  almost 2 years ago

    Good New/bad news:

    You don’t have termites

    You have a termite (but it’s a doozie).

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    Dobie  Premium Member almost 2 years ago

    You’d better call in an air strike, ‘cause Raid or Black Flag or DeCon is just gonna pi$$ it off!

    … and you might as well call a Realtor while you’re at it… ‘cause, well… the house!

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    bobpeters61  almost 2 years ago

    If it gets that one like the cartoon bugs in the commercials, then it’ll level the whole block.

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    walstib Premium Member almost 2 years ago

    Oh, snap!

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    Judy Hendrickson [Unnamed Reader - 852856]  almost 2 years ago

    Can’t afford eggs!!!

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    flemmingo  almost 2 years ago

    I believe it’s too late for Raid? Find a new house!

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    NeedaChuckle Premium Member almost 2 years ago

    I think an RPG is indicated. Rocket Propelled Grenade.

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    cor_en_fa  almost 2 years ago

    To borrow a (slightly altered) line from “Blazing Saddles”: Oh, you don’t want to squirt him. You’ll only make him mad.

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    Alverant  almost 2 years ago

    Get Rico and the rest of the Roughnecks!

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    PoodleGroomer  almost 2 years ago

    Quick, Henry, the Flit!

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    Ishka Bibel  almost 2 years ago

    Quick Henry, the Flit!

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    Chris  almost 2 years ago

    jumbo sized… :{

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    Zebrastripes  almost 2 years ago

    Ya think?

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    wongo  almost 2 years ago

    But there’s no hurry, next week will be fine.

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    Amra Leo  almost 2 years ago

    That bug got into Doc Toon’s coffee, eh?

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    geese28  almost 2 years ago

    Yes a Raid can the size of the house. Should find a couple in costco

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    Frank Burns Eats Worms  almost 2 years ago

    I never knew Bleeb was into weed!!

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    enigmamz  almost 2 years ago

    And the National Guard!

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    cactusbob333  almost 2 years ago

    This gingerbread house sounded so nice.

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    The Orange Mailman  almost 2 years ago

    The bug’s name is Fleeb.

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    Baucuva  almost 2 years ago

    Better get a bazooka.

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    ex window inspector  almost 2 years ago

    Hey John…..aren’t you supposed to put that little circled R after Raid?

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    Impkins  Premium Member almost 2 years ago

    So much for some people thinking Bleeb is a bug!!!!!! Now that’s a BUG!!!!!!! :)

    Oh, and we’re out of bread, too. :)

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    moondog42 Premium Member almost 2 years ago

    But the worst one, it seems, haunting all of my dreams was the COCKROACH THAT ATE CINCINNATI https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=zG5zUscjjt0

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    BigBoy  almost 2 years ago

    Maybe a tactical nuclear bug bomb.

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    rbullfogg  almost 2 years ago

    Must be those lady bugs!

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    norphos  almost 2 years ago

    I think they could use some National Guard.

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    raybarb44  almost 2 years ago

    Or a bazooka. Actually, yeah a bazooka might be better…..

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    harvey812abc  almost 2 years ago

    Better get the big can!

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