Herman by Jim Unger for February 11, 2023

I think he just wants his arrow back.

Tough way to try and make friends.

But do you know? If you’re lucky, it’ll have a suction tip instead of an arrow tip.

That’s a great way to start a conversation

Depends. Does it have a suction cup or a point on the end of it?

With friends like that….

The old-time toys only had only plastic arrow tips.

Maybe with you, but not with me.

Given the smile on the guy’s face he apparently doesn’t mind it that much.

I could see this happening if the guy were using a leaf blower instead of a rake.

Maybe he’s Cupid in disguise?

Stupid Cupid, quit picking on me

Now what? The kid has gotten his attention. However, that’s not a good way to start a friendship.

Well, it will be an interesting scar…………after she yanks it out!

Shut up and call 911.

“Yes dear, I got the point.”

She: I told you not to gossip over the fence!

I like her little clogs, so cute unless they’re slippers then not.

I wish to have no living enemies. I try to accomplish this goal by striving to befriend them. He does it by eliminating them.

Wanna know sumthin, Cupid? Sum times you really pi$$ me off.

See, Doc, I sometimes get a sharp pain in my shoulder while raking leaves.

And l really like him….

Now he doesn’t have to worry about scratching that part

You know, if you want my attention you can just “Ahem”.

With a friend like that you don’t need any enemas…

A little early Valentine’s Cupid.