Free Range by Bill Whitehead for February 11, 2023

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    SHAKENDOWNVILLE  almost 2 years ago

    Hell or “bust”.

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    Ratkin Premium Member almost 2 years ago

    Don’t fly over Alaska.

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    Liverlips McCracken Premium Member almost 2 years ago

    What happens when they walk into a bar?

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    Grandma Lea  almost 2 years ago

    If you put congress in self generated hot air baloons they would go up untill the baloon exploded, think it wouldnt work, lets try it and find out. some at the SOTU speach would shoot up at a Mach speed

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    Zykoic  almost 2 years ago

    The cheap insurance sold onTV for $9.95/month for the elderly. There is a five year non-coverage waiting period. Or $597 for NO coverage.

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    Lolapoo Premium Member almost 2 years ago

    You could replace all three with a right-wing hate radio host.

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    Doug Taylor Premium Member almost 2 years ago

    I hope their balloon isn’t Made in China.

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    johnjoyce  almost 2 years ago

    Bill, you forgot football commentator.

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    P51Strega  almost 2 years ago

    Quick, send out an F-22

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    flemmingo  almost 2 years ago

    Put a used car salesman in there and they could go and compete with China’s balloons.

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    Zebrastripes  almost 2 years ago

    …and they blame the cows for climate change…

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    Lennia Machen Premium Member almost 2 years ago

    And they may never land! ….Wait… I guess that isn’t a problem

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    landon Premium Member almost 2 years ago

    Best thing about it, they have to throw one of themselves out to descend.

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    Zen-of-Zinfandel  almost 2 years ago

    When Dewey joined up with Swindler and Wynn.

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    WCraft Premium Member almost 2 years ago

    Don’t forget time-share salespeople. By the way: what is the punchline?

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    tom494  almost 2 years ago

    Ok … this is funny … but I did have to think about it for a minute.

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    cuzinron47  almost 2 years ago

    I didn’t even need to read the caption to know what this was about, just who was involved.

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    T...  almost 2 years ago

    And they never feel fuelish…

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    cuteswan Premium Member almost 2 years ago

    Add a YouTube influencer and they’d make it to the stratosphere in no time!

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    aussie399 Premium Member over 1 year ago

    Those on the ground better put their bu115hit umbrellas up. Big ones

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