Daddy's Home by Tony Rubino and Gary Markstein for February 09, 2023

fabulous

They appear to have either done research online for shoe terminology, or have been really listening when their wives talk about shoes. My wife tried to talk to me about shoes once, and finally stopped when she noticed my eyes start to glaze over.

They are both in for a small time in hell!!

Tony asked, about 6 hours ago

What are you in for?

I could tell you – but then I’d have to kill you.

They have a section of walking shoes. I thought all shoes were walking shoes, well maybe except for high stiletto heels.

Funniest time ever…..I was in a shoe area with Mrs and one of her friends. Of course they were trying on everything. A gal saw the friends shoe in front of her chair and picked it up and was trying it on. The friend said “Excuse me, that is my shoe!” The gal replied back, “It was sitting on the floor and I want them!” The friend had to explain that “NO, those are the shoes I WORE into the store!!!”

Egads shoe store prison.

Woman: What do you think? Man: Do they fit? Woman: Yes. Man: ’Nough said.

Kill me1 Now!

Now they can appreciate what Al Bundy had to put up with.

Am I the only to notice the impossibility of this scenario?

It’s been decades since I saw a store with the basic human decency to provide husband chairs!

Why would I ever have taken my husband shopping for shoes for me? Especially dress shoes.

I thought the wives would buy Tagalong sandals in honor of their husbands.

Yep, doing hard time.

Just a reminder … not all men are selfish, sexist, pigs.

We agreed that she would help me pick out some clothes, mostly suits and dressy stuff and her payment for that would be that I would not have go clothes shopping with her if I did not feel like it. But, she needs somebody to schlep all that back to the car. And if I have to go with her, we take my car. 27 years next Tuesday.