Herman by Jim Unger for February 17, 2023

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    Limpid Lizard  almost 2 years ago

    Superfluous question mark. “I thought you liked this perfume” is a statement, not a question.

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    C  almost 2 years ago

    Obviously you were wrong

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    Cornelius Noodleman  almost 2 years ago

    Never mind the perfume, I wish you would have used deodorant!

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    allen@home  almost 2 years ago

    I like it just fine. If you hadn’t tried to drown yourself in it.

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    sandpiper  almost 2 years ago

    He’s just slightly put off by it.

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    Mediatech  almost 2 years ago

    Eau de Eeww

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    PraiseofFolly  almost 2 years ago

    “Okay already! I’m sorry I mixed up the dog biscuits with your cheese dip crackers!”

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    rshive  almost 2 years ago

    He liked it until he could smell it.

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    tremaine53  almost 2 years ago

    There’s a perfume called ‘White Shoulders’ that— to me— smells like ant poison. I’d be sticking me head out the window in that event, too.

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    pathamil  almost 2 years ago

    Not by the gallon…

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    [Traveler] Premium Member almost 2 years ago

    Richard Pryor had a joke like this concerning a trip to Africa

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    e.groves  almost 2 years ago

    It’s not the perfume, it’s the burrito you had for lunch.

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    Just-me  almost 2 years ago

    There are some scents which are sold as perfume or cologne which absolutely reek to me. It is especially noxious when I’m stuck next to someone who has seemingly drenched themselves in the stuff.

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    MRC112  almost 2 years ago

    He can like the perfume, but if you’ve had a bath in it, that’s too much. I know someone at work that wears way too much. You can smell her coming from miles away and it lingers for hours after she’s gone. Some blokes are just as bad, to be fair

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    metagalaxy1970  almost 2 years ago

    Depends on how much you use.

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    Flatlander, purveyor of fine covfefe  almost 2 years ago

    We did that ’cause the kid in the back of the cruiser poured a bottle of nail polish remover inside his jacket to get high, it was freezing outside.

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    Saddenedby Premium Member almost 2 years ago

    cologne, eau de toilette and parfum – sadly too many people don’t know the difference and their skin type. so when they wear a scent that is ‘wrong’ for them, many times it is because they bought in the wrong category due to price.

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    monya_43  almost 2 years ago

    It’s a good thing he doesn’t have a left-side rear view mirror. He would mostly be looking at himself.

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    EMGULS79  almost 2 years ago

    Some perfumes just about choke me and/or make my lungs burn. If personal hygiene is sufficient there should be no need to douse oneself in artificial scents or inflict those chemicals on others.

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    WCraft Premium Member almost 2 years ago

    Just trying to see what is so appealing to our dog about doing this

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    cactusbob333  almost 2 years ago

    Nothing to do with perfume. Just a trick he learned from his doggie.

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    David Huie Green LoveJoyAndPeace  almost 2 years ago

    “I do. Just three gallons less at a time.”

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    raybarb44  almost 2 years ago

    On the saleslady at the store, yes……

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    cuzinron47  almost 2 years ago

    Just doing my imitation of a dog, my dear. Which I’ll be doing each time you wear that.

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    PouluCBagumba  almost 2 years ago

    “How much is that fragrance?”“Perfume?”“No, for the whole bottle?”

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