Cornered by Mike Baldwin for March 27, 2023

“Hanging ten.”

You are so close to being in a parallel universe.

You only have to worry is if the Elevator goes sideways !

Cornered? How about Duplicated and Inverted?

When going up is going down and vice versa.

I see he’s seeing himself in a different direction.

Which button did he push?

This elevator is functioning as a portal to a parallel reverse universe. He has just encountered his upside down self. [He should not get on. His counterpart should not get off. Physical contact could be catastrophic.]

Mondays are the worst.

Everything Everywhere Up Side Down

Batman…

It’s a topsy turvy world

“The Dark Side of the Horse” by Samson has the best schtick going when it comes to elevators…….although I don’t recall this ever happening to Horace when he pushed the elevator button.

Man, that would drive me batty if it happened to me.

Welcome to the multiverse.

Dark Side of the Cornered

Some never know if they’re coming or going, in todays topsy-turvy world!

“dark side of the horse” does the beat elevator jokes!

Thanks but I’ll wait for the next one.

The Twilight Zone

That’s one hell of a mirror.

Is this some reference to up the down staircase?

A Mike Baldwin Classic! I’m still laughing.

Never push both buttons as the same time.

Man, what did they put in that cappuccino?

Visitor from Australia

“What floor am I on?”

“You’re not on a floor, you’re on a ceiling.”

“You unlock this door with the key of imagination. Beyond it is another dimension: a dimension of sound, a dimension of sight, a dimension of mind. You’re moving into a land of both shadow and substance, of things and ideas. You’ve just crossed over into… the Twilight Zone.”

Down the upstairs elevator….

What goes up must come down?

“I’ve heard of meeting yourself coming and going, but I never imagined it would turn out like this.”