The Argyle Sweater by Scott Hilburn for February 17, 2023

Limp limp as fast as you can

Let’s see how fast you can run now, Gingie.

Hop to it, Gingie.

Goodbye cruel world!

Do you know the Muffin Man?

Lord Farquad in a chef’s toque.

Now you’re a Pirate!

You’re a real cut up.

Queue up some foot-chomping music in the background

Not my gum drop buttons!!

I think it’s much more humane to bite the head off first.

And as we are coming up on Easter season, regarding chocolate bunnies, Google lets us know that an online survey of more than 28,000 Americans reveals that 59 percent of us eat the ears first.

Aaaaak! This guy wants an arm and a leg…wonder if knows the “muffin man”?

No! Not the buttons!

Not my gumdrop buttons!!!

Come on Chef, cut it out!!

Mmmm…gingerbread man!

Serves him right for using the last of the holiday Coffee Mate

That’s the way the cookie crumbles.

Run, run as fast as you can! :)

The baker is a leg man.

OFF WITH HIS HEAD !

Ginger was specifically bread for this.

“Oh, where’s Shrek and Donkey when I need them?”

Goodbye cruel world, the torch bearing mob has set fire to our Universal factory on Drury Lane.

The chef is a ginger baker. His creations are the cream of the crop, and I have blind faith in that.

That’s the way the cookie crumbles.

you can tell that he takes a cookie cutter approach to his job…

Why isn’t he screaming? There should’ve been an earth-shattering scream! ;-p

Oh, thanks for giving all the vore fetishists a thrill.

So sayeth The Lord, to ALL His creations.