F Minus by Tony Carrillo for February 15, 2023

How about Siamese quadruplets??

Thanks to the GOP rejecting universal healthcare people need to find ways to save money.

The diagnosis is lung cancer, liver damage, pregnancy, and nothing, you’re just hungover. You can figure out amongst yourselves which is which.

Pretty sure that’s a HIPAA violation right there.

Shared medical appointments are real.

How do they intend to split it… with an axe?

Hoping for a group rate.

It’s the receptionist’s own fault for booking them all in at the same time!

In a way we have. It’s called Health Insurance.

Tried that once. You may share the time, but you have to pay twice. In this case, 4 times.

The VA used to do that with my ophthalmologist. It took him ’till an hour after closing time to get caught up.

They are all psychosomatic. Placebos all around!!!

ADHD Docs will be elated.

That will be awkward when the doctor tells them to get undressed.

In Biden’s America we are gonna see a lot of things we have never seen before.

That’s not even 4 minutes a piece.

Fortunately, personal training can sometimes be done this way. Some trainers will take a small group together to help them afford to get training.

5 minutes each 50 bucks a piece

I call dibs on first use of the tongue depressor!

well given the 2-3 hour wait in the office and cost of one visit . . .