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They should be grateful that the container survived — maybe they used one of those bear-proof containers from yesterday’s Ripley’s Believe It or Not.
ekke about 2 years ago
Well, the dark side of Mercury is extremely cold. Mercurial, that planet is. Best to approach it from the dark side of the sun!
Ratkin Premium Member about 2 years ago
He gets the atmosphere right, i.e. it’s almost non-existent, so you can see the stars even in daylight.
Jesy Bertz Premium Member about 2 years ago
That’s why you should never do anything important during “Mercury Retrograde”.
Sanspareil about 2 years ago
Those dudes are SOOOO mercurial!
The Orange Mailman about 2 years ago
Let me guess, next stop is Pluto with hot pizza.
Chithing about 2 years ago
How would they even know about ice cream?
Blaidd Drwg Premium Member about 2 years ago
I SCREAM, You SCREAM, We all SCREAM!! Period. It is 300 degrees!!
gantech about 2 years ago
Mercury is a tidal locked planet. Delivery could have been made on the side facing away from the sun.
gantech about 2 years ago
Of course, then you wouldn’t have had the joke.
ChessPirate about 2 years ago
“Ahhhh, my Praline!”
geese28 about 2 years ago
Better travel to Uranus to get it frozen again
mistercatworks about 2 years ago
Where’s the Terminator when you need it. (astronomy joke)
cuzinron47 about 2 years ago
I can see why they would order ice cream.
Buckeye67 about 2 years ago
Winky looks under age to me, don’t they have child labor laws on the R.U. Sirius. Especially since most of his duties appear to be rather dangerous.
norphos about 2 years ago
Delivering to the dark/cold side of the planet, then them moving to the bright/hot side and eating it quickly would seem to be the best strategy.
norphos about 2 years ago
Interesting species/race, that can abide in extremes of hot and cold, no oxygen and open radiation exposure.
norphos about 2 years ago
They must be reading his lips, since he is wearing a helmet and there is no atmosphere to convey sound waves.
Ermine Notyours about 2 years ago
At least Winky got a space suit this time.
paullp Premium Member about 2 years ago
They should be grateful that the container survived — maybe they used one of those bear-proof containers from yesterday’s Ripley’s Believe It or Not.