Rip Haywire by Dan Thompson for February 16, 2023

Breezy looks distraught. Or something.

With my luck, I’ll get a Corvette.

I don’t think I’ll have redheads throwing themselves at my feet, either.

Still, one can hope.

I like Dr. Casual right here. Anyone notice R.J’s looking old now? Great Lone Ranger shout-out in the background! And again, Breezy has never looked happier (now, how to break the news to Fireball? R.J is going to pitch hit for his wild dad).

Oh look. It is Sylvester Stallion.

I’m 59, when am I going to have MY midlife crisis? Been waiting nearly 20 years! That red Convertible is long out of reach thanks to appreciation, at this rate I’m going to have to settle for a red hoveround!

The doc makes it sound as if someone is handing these things out.

ka-hi yo TNT

Where did that doctor get his degree? From a box of CrackerJacks?

Where does the ‘suffering’ part come in?

“Haywire, Hooooo!” This should be used more often. Just don’t use the Sword of Omens, Dan. I’m sure Rankin-Bass still has the Thundercats copyright.

Why is he trying to ruin it for Breezy?

Funny. I thought it was from PTSD.

Or PPSD. Post Pancake Stress Disorder.

LOL :)

i got a ka-rock….(and ka-hemorroids) stupid mid-life crisis….

KA-MIDLIFE CRISIS!

So far, RJ is the only one upset about it. Everyone else seems okay with it. (Especially Breezy.)

Crisis? They both look quite happy to me.

This is different….even for Rip.

Perhaps RJ should answer that “Call of the Wild”, and see what it does for him.

So, the recipe for Rip’s mid-life crisis includes some Rambo, Conan the Barbarian, He-Man and a dab of Thundercats (note the battle cry).