Aunty Acid by Ged Backland for March 07, 2023

my least favorite

You got big eyes.

I don’t say that. Any of it. I just turn my fan off or on, pull on the faux mink throw (also cat attractant), or ask politely for what I need.

Just be thankful you’re not one of the far too many living that way through NO fault of their own! Life can be terribly cruel. As are the people who judge and look down on them with NO IDEA, OR EVEN CARING what happened to put them in that situation. MANY variations of “Pride comes before the fall” in many cultures stretching back to antiquity.

I’m not entertained

And of course: “I’m bored! I’m gonna stir things up s little!”

“What are we going to eat?”

Aunty could be the poster girl for the Statue of Liberty

Aunty is pretty self-centered today.

I’m tired too, this morning, Auntie.

Those aren’t sentences, they are whines. My favourite sentence is “No.”.

Ya missed one, Aunty. “It’s hot in here”.

She confusing favorite with most used.

“If you can’t stand the heat, get out of the kitchen,

If you can’t stand the cold, don’t sleep on the floor."

Bucks Fizz 1982

I don’t get it. Why would those be her favorite sentences?