Holy rollers!
Oy veh!
It’s the Golden Rule…you Deuteronomy before Ronomy does it to you!
Torah! Torah! Torah!
It uniquely serves as a double rolling pin, for when the husband is both late AND drunk.
Guest stars on tonight’s pogrom: Irving and Sadie.
He came home late once too often, and she laid down the Law.
We can be darn lucky they stopped making those things and went to newspapers. It don’t hurt nearly as much when you get smacked with a rolled up newspaper.
She vowed to smack him with the Torah should he come drunk just one more time….
A Minister, a Priest, and a Rabbi Walk into a Bar: The Sequel
Torah, Torah, Torah!
Hey, as long as he’s been drinking and not committing adultery…
“Flo” Capp could learn from this.
She’s winding up to throw the Book at him….
She’s about to Torah into him.
HOOO-EEE! That’s gonna sting!
B. Kliban
Prof. Mementomori's Traveling Reincarnation Show almost 2 years ago
Holy rollers!
wmwiii Premium Member almost 2 years ago
Oy veh!
blunebottle almost 2 years ago
It’s the Golden Rule…you Deuteronomy before Ronomy does it to you!
PraiseofFolly almost 2 years ago
Torah! Torah! Torah!
tremaine53 almost 2 years ago
It uniquely serves as a double rolling pin, for when the husband is both late AND drunk.
coltish1 almost 2 years ago
Guest stars on tonight’s pogrom: Irving and Sadie.
The Brooklyn Accent Premium Member almost 2 years ago
He came home late once too often, and she laid down the Law.
Alberta Oil Premium Member almost 2 years ago
We can be darn lucky they stopped making those things and went to newspapers. It don’t hurt nearly as much when you get smacked with a rolled up newspaper.
Zebrastripes almost 2 years ago
She vowed to smack him with the Torah should he come drunk just one more time….
fritzoid Premium Member almost 2 years ago
A Minister, a Priest, and a Rabbi Walk into a Bar: The Sequel
tee929 almost 2 years ago
Torah, Torah, Torah!
Stephen Gilberg almost 2 years ago
Hey, as long as he’s been drinking and not committing adultery…
jpozenel almost 2 years ago
“Flo” Capp could learn from this.
CougarAllen almost 2 years ago
She’s winding up to throw the Book at him….
Vet Premium Member almost 2 years ago
She’s about to Torah into him.
JohnTheFoole almost 2 years ago
HOOO-EEE! That’s gonna sting!