Rubes by Leigh Rubin for February 16, 2023

He’s hoping you’ll say, “Do not pass. Go.”

Even the obscenely rich die. Eventually.

That card and your four hotels on Boardwalk does nothing for you now, Moneybags!

He knew it probably wouldn’t get him out of this situation, but he thought he might as well take a Chance.

Death will be sorry when he finally lands on that hoteled-up Boardwalk!

GO TO HELL

Go Directly to Hell

Do not pass Go

Do not collect $200

my luck would be – bank error your favor

Is it me or does the bottom part of the panel look slanted?

The richer you are, the more of those cards you have.

What he really wants is one of these:

https://www.getoutofhellfree.com/

Sour grapes comments about rich people coming in 3-2-1…

He should be in Hell after taking our beloved Raquel. RIP Ms. Welch

Do not pass go. Just pass.

“Life insurance matures….”

Death works in an office? Guess he had to modernize to keep up with the times. As for the GOOJF card, exactly how did Uncle Pennybags figure that would help?

Always loved the ’stache on that little bloke. :)