Shoe by Gary Brookins and Susie MacNelly for March 09, 2023

Did you wet the bed?…..

Hello Sailor.

Maybe Cosmo is a waterbird.

Climate change—-Global warming is sinking Cosmo.

Cosmo will be too heavy to fly south for the winter.

It’ time to pull the plug and drain your waterbed Cosmo. Be sure to first connect a drain hose, so that the water has somewhere to go.

Should have gotten a better grade of waterbed.

Retaining water can be a sign of serious illness. He probably needs a heart transplant. Do they ride motorcycles in Shoe World?

That’s not my problem, Cosmo, old pal. Quite the opposite, I’m afraid. And now the docs want me on blood thinner which expels even more water.

That’s not the ONLY thing his body is retaining.

Sit down, you’re rocking the boat.

I have a solution for you, Cosmo. It’s called ‘furosemide’, I guarantee it will solve your problem ! ! !

Since birds use the same opening to both poop and pee, I wonder if he’s constipated too.

Water does not stay in my body long enough for me to get sea-sick.

A water bed, ya still got one…

It’s the wet season in Treetops.

I don’t retain water. I get up 12 times every night to get rid of a few drops.

Get rid of the waterbed!

Buck up, Cosmo…. after almost 2 months on Prednisone, I can relate! I slosh, when I walk!