Ziggy by Tom Wilson & Tom II for February 25, 2023

I’d rather you give them a burial at sea. Like flush them down the toilet.

Should that be PETA GROOMER?

If it’s a flea bath, does that mean he’s giving the fleas a bath?

The fleas had a good home (right there).

Let it fly in the breeze

And get caught in the trees

Give a home to the fleas in my hair

A home for fleas

A hive for bees

A nest for birds

There ain’t no words

For the beauty, the splendor, the wonder

Of my… HAIR!!!

Fleas were known to jump off dogs blocks away to go to my mother! She was a Flea Magnet!

What pet would willingly want another pet’s fleas?

A TV ad was for a facial wipe that was antimicrobial. It showed guy who belonged to a religion that taught respect for all life using it, befoe reading the label. When he read the label, he was horrified that he had just killed a bunch of microbes.

They’ll probably end up at the market or the circus.

Flea circus?

Yeah, and I know just the right masoleum…