Wizard of Id by Parker and Hart for February 23, 2023

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    TonyB.  over 1 year ago

    All politicians have one of those on their payroll

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    dcdete.  over 1 year ago

    A good political speech writer has to be an expert at pitching bullsh_ _ uh droppings.

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    BigDaveGlass  over 1 year ago

    The trendy name used to be “Spin doctor”, In those olden days it’s because you pick up, spin round and dump into a barrow….

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    The Reader Premium Member over 1 year ago

    And let me make it clear that I firmly stand upwind of you.

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    littlejohn Premium Member over 1 year ago

    That is why politicians, kings, dictators, and such like, speak from such tall podiums or balconies. The bull$hit can get rather deep with their speeches.

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    Count Olaf Premium Member over 1 year ago

    Let The Count guess… he keeps digging because he knows there has to be a pony in there somewhere.

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    jagedlo  over 1 year ago

    Therefore, he is an expert in bovine scatology…

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    Goat from PBS  over 1 year ago

    I’m glad he is doing better now.

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    Zebrastripes  over 1 year ago

    Yep! Knee deep in crap the fink spewed in his last speech!

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    Kaputnik  over 1 year ago

    In the past, when I’ve had a low level job like that, I’ve tried to do my best, or so I’d claim, anyway. But being told that I was born to do it would not have been a compliment.

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    phillip w  over 1 year ago

    Funny

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    geese28  over 1 year ago

    I fail to see the difference. It’s all the same $&@“

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    pcmcdonald  over 1 year ago

    The pen is mightier than the shovel?

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    preacherman Premium Member over 1 year ago

    Why is he the King’s former speech writer: he forgot to shovel sh.t?

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    Nuke Road Warrior  over 1 year ago

    Surprised the King’s Press Secretary isn’t joining him shoveling the s__t.

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    James Gifford Premium Member over 1 year ago

    Wow, no fewer than 3 random citizens of Id with no regulars in sight. Not sure I can handle the depth here…

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    txq  over 1 year ago

    Shovel ready.

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    walstib Premium Member over 1 year ago

    I’d recommend high top boots, for both his former and current jobs.

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    David_the_CAD  over 1 year ago

    He is now working on his PHD, Piled Higher and Deeper.

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    Peterh778  over 1 year ago

    Former? Was he … overqualified?

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    raybarb44  over 1 year ago

    He earned his new job…..

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    David Huie Green LoveJoyAndPeace  over 1 year ago

    Why former? Not shoddy enough?

    (The word IS shoddy, isn’t it?)

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    kathleenhicks62  over 1 year ago

    He works for (?)

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    T...  over 1 year ago

    Speechwriters, always shovelling doo doo…

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    dimndno  over 1 year ago

    A political speech writer should be the one shovelling the $#!+.

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    Stat_man99  over 1 year ago

    Kinda like KJP….

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    yip yip yip   over 1 year ago

    What stinks worse, a cow pie or a politician speech? A politician speech, at lest you can eat or drink a cow pie. Yip yip yip yip yip

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    MisterGlobal  over 1 year ago

    From what I hear, the last US president to NOT use speechwriters was Calvin Coolidge – his were pretty good.

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