That is why politicians, kings, dictators, and such like, speak from such tall podiums or balconies. The bull$hit can get rather deep with their speeches.
In the past, when I’ve had a low level job like that, I’ve tried to do my best, or so I’d claim, anyway. But being told that I was born to do it would not have been a compliment.
TonyB. over 1 year ago
All politicians have one of those on their payroll
dcdete. over 1 year ago
A good political speech writer has to be an expert at pitching bullsh_ _ uh droppings.
BigDaveGlass over 1 year ago
The trendy name used to be “Spin doctor”, In those olden days it’s because you pick up, spin round and dump into a barrow….
The Reader Premium Member over 1 year ago
And let me make it clear that I firmly stand upwind of you.
littlejohn Premium Member over 1 year ago
That is why politicians, kings, dictators, and such like, speak from such tall podiums or balconies. The bull$hit can get rather deep with their speeches.
Count Olaf Premium Member over 1 year ago
Let The Count guess… he keeps digging because he knows there has to be a pony in there somewhere.
jagedlo over 1 year ago
Therefore, he is an expert in bovine scatology…
Goat from PBS over 1 year ago
I’m glad he is doing better now.
Zebrastripes over 1 year ago
Yep! Knee deep in crap the fink spewed in his last speech!
Kaputnik over 1 year ago
In the past, when I’ve had a low level job like that, I’ve tried to do my best, or so I’d claim, anyway. But being told that I was born to do it would not have been a compliment.
phillip w over 1 year ago
Funny
geese28 over 1 year ago
I fail to see the difference. It’s all the same $&@“
pcmcdonald over 1 year ago
The pen is mightier than the shovel?
preacherman Premium Member over 1 year ago
Why is he the King’s former speech writer: he forgot to shovel sh.t?
Nuke Road Warrior over 1 year ago
Surprised the King’s Press Secretary isn’t joining him shoveling the s__t.
James Gifford Premium Member over 1 year ago
Wow, no fewer than 3 random citizens of Id with no regulars in sight. Not sure I can handle the depth here…
txq over 1 year ago
Shovel ready.
walstib Premium Member over 1 year ago
I’d recommend high top boots, for both his former and current jobs.
David_the_CAD over 1 year ago
He is now working on his PHD, Piled Higher and Deeper.
Peterh778 over 1 year ago
Former? Was he … overqualified?
raybarb44 over 1 year ago
He earned his new job…..
David Huie Green LoveJoyAndPeace over 1 year ago
Why former? Not shoddy enough?
(The word IS shoddy, isn’t it?)
kathleenhicks62 over 1 year ago
He works for (?)
T... over 1 year ago
Speechwriters, always shovelling doo doo…
dimndno over 1 year ago
A political speech writer should be the one shovelling the $#!+.
Stat_man99 over 1 year ago
Kinda like KJP….
yip yip yip over 1 year ago
What stinks worse, a cow pie or a politician speech? A politician speech, at lest you can eat or drink a cow pie. Yip yip yip yip yip
MisterGlobal over 1 year ago
From what I hear, the last US president to NOT use speechwriters was Calvin Coolidge – his were pretty good.