Gil Thorp by Henry Barajas and Rachel Merrill for March 06, 2023

“Literally”?? (That solecism bugs me!)

P4: “Donation?”

Why are they doing Lift-a-Thon outdoors in winter?!

P4- Luke asks Frannie for an increase in his allowance.

“Literally stealing candy from children.” Does that mean BHHL is To Be’s secret vape connection?

I’ll bet Lukey can raise at least $5,000 for St. Baldrick’s Day with a full body shave.

I’m not JaJa, I’m Eva, and my sister’s name is spelt Zsa-Zsa, darling

P4: DJ Khaled: [to Luke] “Congratulations, you played yourself.”

P 4: (Gil): “…plus I welcome failure…”

The Gilfather pulls and plays, BHHL’s strings to perfection and takes him down.

Look out Meemaw, tomorrow’s your target expiration date, the Gilfather will be hovering over you on your deathbed as you feebly attempt to serve him the papers with your dying breath and laughing. Ja Ja!

Four days left in the Thorp-o-verse this week, who will be next on Gil’s hit list?

Should we start calling him the Gil-o-nator?

I guess I don’t know how a Lift-a-thon works.

P3.5- “Hey Moose, Rocco, help the Coach find his check book, will ya..”

Jaja, I just learned a new word

So turns out Gil was just playing him.. kinda. I mean the romantic tension is easy to see, so it wasn’t all just to get him to give them money, but it certainly was part of it.

P 4 ( Toby thought bubble): “…. 500 bucks?…that’s chump change… I’ll just give them that amount and keep the rest for myself…. Giggle…”

The doctor wife will pay….

It’s “Ha Ha” with some Spanish flair. Nice little detail.

Next week, Luke heads to the Toyota-thon and beats Gil to a nice, practical Camry

Hmm, I wonder who chucked the towel at BHHL between P2 and P3? It was a great shot. Maybe it was purple shirt kid in P1. And speaking of great shots, today’s Mopped Up Thorp takes a great shot at humor. But does it connect?