Lio by Mark Tatulli for February 24, 2023

I wonder what was in the parcels.

The snake has a very satisfied look on his/her/their face so I would rate the delivery person as “very Tasty”.

That’s the tip problem solved.

Rating for the delivery or the taste (on behalf of the snake)?

Excellent! Consumable!

Now if the snake can do that with porch thieves!

“Tasty!”

they never have enough options on commenting on the delivery. (provided a tasty treat)

Dear Amazon, your delivery person was very tasty, but I only give four stars because he needed salt.

This made me think of one of those old Mutual of Omaha’s Wild Kingdom shows where Marlin and Jim travelled down to the Amazon and Marlin would send Jim and a local guide into the water to get hold of a large anaconda. Marlin mentions that Jim and his helper are in a bit of strife as they are pulled underwater by the snake and then after the commercial Marlin has the anaconda though we do not see Jim or his friend. I wonder if Marlin and Jim ever lost any of their local help ala the Fed Ex/UPS guy who used to do the route where Lio lives.

Oh dear…

Well at least it Amazon brought a smile to the snake.

Good call, evaluation and epitaph……

“Delivered With Care.” :)

Tasty.

Did he leave him a compliment like on time or respectful of property?

It’s a five stars alright… for the snake.