Close to Home by John McPherson for February 20, 2023

Beats the whole family toilet tissue they advertised laSt week!

The two in the middle would be hard to use. That’s the way it looks to me.

The family that brushes together, ah, uh, wait … I know! Stays in Vegas!

Mother yelling at her kids to brush: “YOU CAN’T HANDLE THE TOOTH..!!”

Convenient.

Try to figure out how the family would have to position themselves and move the brush or themselves to make this work.

All right, Bleeb, ol’ Buddy. Now all you have to do is slide down one of the cart’s frame poles to the lower level of the cart, and you are in prime observational position.

I wonder if there’s a four-way floss dispenser, too? That should tie things up for a bit!

Look out bleeb that can is falling

Ew!

Actually the two inner brushes clean your teeth while the two outer ones clean your ears.

Well, the family that brushes together…is just weird…

Make sure you put everyone’s name in their toothbrush so it don’t mix and match ugh

That won’t last long…

If you add a few more brushes, you could call it the Menorahl-B.

that one is for t-rex

I hope Bleeb doesn’t try to get fresh with the produce.

Price to low for today’s market! Maybe 3 easy installments of $3.95!

OH YE GODS NO!!! My dad is EXTREMELY squeamish about teeth stuff, so that’s a HARD “no.”

That would be on a fast track to the junk drawer.

A whole family of What??? Hiya Bleeb! :)

Made in China, imazon special plus $6.95 shipping…

Everybody line up!

“Ask your grocer if they carry Bleeb!™”

All you have to do is cut off each brush where it joins the “T”. That’ll make each brush less-than-a-dollar value!

One brush for cleaning teeth, one for polishing silver, one for cleaning grout, and one for cleaning the schmutz that accumulates behind your frigidaire (to my grandma, any make of refrigerator was called a frigidaire.)

Walt’ll they come out with family dentures.

No, I’m not going any further with that.