Rubes by Leigh Rubin for February 19, 2023

Luckily for Grug, the law firm of Og, Brut, and Drog, LLC would soon devise the Use Patent allowing him to riff off a filed patent.

Well Ugg, Grug is about to help you discover some stars.

Not just friction. Being a smart a$$ can cause tempers to rise even faster. Which i think you’re about to find out.

Let ’im have it, Grug!!!

Neanderthalensis pedantry.

Now Grug invent new saying: Talk nothing and carry big stick.

Grug invents clubbing. “Ouch. Interesting side note, Grug, clubbing also means…”

Discover doesn’t mean you’re first, it’s your first.

One of my childhood friends had an imaginary playmate named Grug!

He’s about to discover a very large bump on his head (after he regains consciousness).

I guess that tact was discovered after fire.

To quote the kid from the Flintstones: Bam Bam!

Caveman ‘splaining. It’s a well known fact there Normie.

Hence the big club grug is carrying

Know-it-all!!!

Someone’s about to get tempered in the fire.

being pedantic nearly always leads to violence (learned from experience)

A point you’ve made very well.

Grug also discovered manslaughter.

The Delphi Oracle before it’s demise…

Hair club for men

Him invent word?

I hope he signed the cavemate agreement.