Brevity by Dan Thompson for February 21, 2023

They’ve probably seen the price tags on those ties.

Do you need help with your tie, Don?

Yes. Could you help me get it tied on?

Wow, this store really does have everything.

Please don’t do a similar strip at a psychotherapist…

Kennedy killed the men’s hat market.

You knocked over the tie stand, you’ll have toupee for that.

Now do man’s laughter and manslaughter :0

English is so confusing…

They’re in the Men’s Swearhouse (not sure if that is a national chain)

This reminds of a fun game… trying to figure out what portable marquees were supposed to say, after the wind storm scrambled the letters.

Illeteracy, signs of the times…

and they swear by that shop…

Saw the phrase “Superb Owl” at least twice on Facebook the weekend before last.