Reality Check by Dave Whamond for March 01, 2023

Give it a extra kick with some garlic.

about time they make some packets and spare us the apocalypse

My parents from time to time would cook brains.

https://en.vosmarket.ru/recipes/fried-beef-brains/

Also did not smile much…..

The maker has announced a major shortage of availability to the public. They are sending all available stocks to Washington, DC.

“Now with ingredients from jellyfish”

Do zombies search out geniuses to eat their brains? And if a zombie eats the brain of a genius, does the zombie become a genius?! That could be a problem!

Good thing I’m an idiot, I feel almost pretty much just about fairly certain, that I’d be safe.

Made me chuckle this morning, Dave. Thanks.

“He’s dead alright. He’s all messed up”. — The Sheriff in Night of the Living Dead

He’s got hamburger for brains.

Fried in a pan makes them taste great. But when you’re really hungry, who wants to take the time. Cooking the brains is optional.

I don’t know why he insists on eating anything…especially brains….it always goes right through him…nothing help-er sticks to HIS ribs.

Send that box to Washington.

Burning yourself when cooking brains must really smart.

Probably had Grape-Nuts for breakfast.

@cactusbob333 But grapes don’t have testes.

I will never eat Hamburger Helper until the fifth finger is found.

A member of the living dead using brain helper on frying brains for what? … truly an oxymoron …!

Why am I not smarter, as a kid we always ate brains with scrambled eggs…

He needs that little girl who said, “And I helped.” www.y0y00tube.com/watch?v=bB7j3sUWohE

Wordle did not help my brain today, Ralph! 6/6. Sheesh!