Reality Check by Dave Whamond for March 07, 2023

Hop to it

Stick it to the wall for scotch tape.

I wondered how it got it’s name.

Scotch Tape was originally developed to keep the Scotch bottle taped to your hand so you wouldn’t drop it as you kept drinking……

Just like Ron Burgundy, I love Scotch!

Scotchy, Scotch Scotch!

The tricky part is being able to hop back afterwards.

Finally I understand the point of this game. I got next!

that’s a taste I’ll never aquire

It doesn’t look like he’s going to hop by the numbers to get the scotch.

Is there a “referee” nearby who can snatch the bottle away if he doesn’t “follow the rules”?

On a side note, it’s my favorite Walter Matthau film.

If you can successfully hop-scotch that course, then you’re not drunk yet.

A lady tried this before him, butterscotch turned out to be Bourbon.

12 steps, just like in Alcoholics Anonymous. Hmmm?

Johnnie Walker recommends walking.

More like Stagger Scotch…

In my 1940s, only girls played that. The rest of us played ‘follow our pop’s to war.’

Very cute, thanks Dave…

NOT this dude’s first rodeo …!

Incentivized. People wonder what that word means… this is a great graphic.

3 fingers of a single malt for me.

That’s one way to incentivize an exercise regimen.

Eli Whiney invented the cotton gin, a white, fuzzy drink.

Then there’s c0tt0n gin, a white fuzzy drink.

Reverse?

No Hop Bourbon?

Somethin’ tells me he couldn’t care less about the hopscotch court…