Reality Check by Dave Whamond for March 11, 2023

Musta flatuated.

He’s grabbing a volume off the shelf.

These go to eleven.

I’ve noticed that the volumes go up to 11

Shneaky! He shtuck a reference to Spinal Tap in there. Some will get it… some won’t.

Took a sec.

Just the subtle noise of taking a book from the shelf drives her nuts…

Yup, darn tootin’.

He just needs to have a little more shelf-awareness.

I assume his phone is ringing in his pocket? My wife’s phone says (rather loudly) “Let me out, I’m stuck in your pocket” when she gets a text. It was cute the first 100 times.

What does that librarian have under her raised arm? Is that a tumor?

Ma’am, don’t overdue it.

And I tipped over the rack. Yep it started a chain reaction.

She lost the “it” at the end of her “sssssssh” …!

(previously approved by the GC overlords)