Pooch Cafe by Paul Gilligan for March 16, 2023

don’t push it, Poncho

what would you call him Poncho, Pretty Good Dane?

Poncho looks like just a little mutt now, smaller than Poo Poo.

The actual Danish were indeed a Great power during the Viking age.

That was one Dane of an observation.

Humility is one of my best virtues.

It’s only a truly Great observation if the Dane makes it.

Ah, but I never called myself great. OTHERS call me a Great Dane. Who am I to judge their assessment of me?

Awww, well, in my book, you’ll alway measure up! Who’s a good boy?

The Great Dane thinks a moment and says: “No, just good”.

“Great” refers to size, not quality.

Poncho is simply using the very American methodology of feeling better about himself by tearing down others. It’s pathetic and sad.

Great Danes are above such things.

How’s the weather up there???? :)

Nice burn, Poncho. But you’re skating on thin ice. (Sorry for the mixed metaphor.)