Moderately Confused by Jeff Stahler for March 06, 2023

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    Superfrog  almost 2 years ago

    No wonder defense budgets are ballooning.

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    allen@home  almost 2 years ago

    That’s not gonna fly kid.

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    pschearer Premium Member almost 2 years ago

    The third “balloon” joke I’ve seen so far today, but the first without an actual balloon.

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    The Reader Premium Member almost 2 years ago

    At least that gets his dog off the hook!

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    zerotvus  almost 2 years ago

    Pesky C.I.A……

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    Zebrastripes  almost 2 years ago

    Oooh. I read about that…

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    Nathan Daniels  almost 2 years ago

    But that’s the teacher’s job!

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    [Traveler] Premium Member almost 2 years ago

    Saw that on Babylon Bee last week

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    sandpiper  almost 2 years ago

    Admit it, kid. You bombed.

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    rossevrymn  almost 2 years ago

    https://www.google.com/search?q=joke+rimshot&rlz=1C1CHBF_enUS903US904&oq=joke+rimshot&aqs=chrome..69i57j0i512l2j0i22i30l2j0i390.3520j1j7&sourceid=chrome&ie=UTF-8#fpstate=ive&vld=cid:13e21ac1,vid:koFWh25eIuw ……………………………………AKA rimshot

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    ladykat Premium Member almost 2 years ago

    Now that’s an interesting excuse! I wonder what the assignment was.

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    Frank Burns Eats Worms  almost 2 years ago

    The homework was a collection of missileaneous math problems.

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    sandflea  almost 2 years ago

    Up, up and away, in my beautiful balloon………

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    ArcticFox Premium Member almost 2 years ago

    He had an ‘air’ tight excuse.

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    cuzinron47  almost 2 years ago

    Gotta give him credit for creatively, now if only applied that to his homework.

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    Rob Larson  almost 2 years ago

    As homework excuses go, that was just a trial balloon

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