Moderately Confused by Jeff Stahler for March 06, 2023

No wonder defense budgets are ballooning.

That’s not gonna fly kid.

The third “balloon” joke I’ve seen so far today, but the first without an actual balloon.

At least that gets his dog off the hook!

Pesky C.I.A……

Oooh. I read about that…

But that’s the teacher’s job!

Saw that on Babylon Bee last week

Admit it, kid. You bombed.

https://www.google.com/search?q=joke+rimshot&rlz=1C1CHBF_enUS903US904&oq=joke+rimshot&aqs=chrome..69i57j0i512l2j0i22i30l2j0i390.3520j1j7&sourceid=chrome&ie=UTF-8#fpstate=ive&vld=cid:13e21ac1,vid:koFWh25eIuw ……………………………………AKA rimshot

Now that’s an interesting excuse! I wonder what the assignment was.

The homework was a collection of missileaneous math problems.

Up, up and away, in my beautiful balloon………

He had an ‘air’ tight excuse.

Gotta give him credit for creatively, now if only applied that to his homework.

As homework excuses go, that was just a trial balloon