F Minus by Tony Carrillo for March 07, 2023

repeat that order and he’ll hear it as “slap”

You went to a barber, should have went to a stylist

I wonder if he meant “fringe” in the British way, which we in the U.S. call bangs.

Can’t wait to hear this guy’s Starbuck’s order.

Would that I could find a barber. Hair salons abound and their prices are ridiculous. I don’t want to be styled. I just want a haircut. And I don’t need a half caf soy almond latte with foam and sprinkles. Just a cuppa coffee.

Corrective action for a pretentious Instagrammer…

He knew what you (really) needed.

This is an all-too-true risk of using an unfamiliar barber. It happened to me. I told the guy how I wanted it cut but he ignored me and gave me essentially a military cut including the ‘white sidewalls’. It took several agonizing months for my hair to return to normal. Needless to say, I never went back.

There are many barbers who probably should have been butchers.

The only difference between a butcher and some barbers is that the barber “cuts and meets”, while the butcher “cuts the meats”.