Close to Home by John McPherson for March 07, 2023

Looks like the left shoe squeaks. The right shoe screeks.

BLEEB you and your little blue friend get out of those shoes. You didn’t get the view you wanted anyway.

Suggestion WD-40..??

scary

HOLY SMOKES… … TALKIN’ SHOES!!

One of ‘em has an impediment!

without warning and on there own… I’d be concerned. :{

Try hushing those puppies.

I remember Cliff’s inexpensive squeaky shoes on Cheers. Try talcum powder.

? Haven’t a clue. What’s the joke.

“Screek”? Really?

Pay your credit card bill and it will stop.

Old wives tale, Squeaky shoes mean that you’re a liar or that you’re tight with money or that you haven’t actually paid for them.

Made from genuine mouse hide.

Kinda mousy don’t you think?

You bought them because they said something you. Now you don’t like what the say.

When did Sanborn get out of the coffee business…

Bleeb likes to make purseonal appearances.

This is ponderous, man…really ponderous.

OMG OMG — I am just howling! My Dad had a pair of squeaky shoes; they almost drove him looney; and he had 4 kids! My grandmother gave him all sorts of home-remedies to stop, or at least reduce, that squeak. And nope, they kept right on squeaking until he finally replaced them. Thanks for the great memory-trigger ♥♥♥

It looks like Bleeb is staying out of sight of those possibly dangerous shoes.