Close to Home by John McPherson for March 09, 2023

What about the money you’ll spend for a new car.

What is that giant pink prickly thing with 5 legs

we told you not to trust the GPS but would you listen? no!

I didnt know Bleeb could survive under water!

It’s one of those James Bond cars, right? Honey?

And for that $78, they should be able to get a seafood dinner.

This does NOT look like Albuquerque!

…or anywhere else. Ever again.

I love watching the news to see people who KNOW that the barriers are for other people not THEM!! So they go around the barriers to wind up underwater. The bad part is rescue people have to endanger themselves to rescue these GENIUSES!! The good part is the car is toast and I doubt insurance covers damage from being an idiot.

There’s one thing you forgot….spending $78.00 is better than dying on the bottom of the ocean…….

great… but how are ya gonna get out of the water with the car? :\

Deep sea driving.

How are they still alive? Did their car turn into a sub or something?

And all the fresh seafood money can buy….or in this case it’s free

Dang that is an airtight seal on that car!

I’m going somewhere to drown my sorrows. :)

Now that’s being positive, irritably positive.

This is a fishy cartoon.

The little woman, always looking at the bright side…

Two-door Seadan.

“We were at a party(eww)/ His earlobe fell in the deep(eww)/ Someone reached in and grabbed it(eww)/ Was a rock Bleebster.”

Apologies to B-52’s

not to mention all the squid we will have….

Also, saved $20 for getting the car washed.

Hey, shouldn’t Bleeb be in a diving suit? I don’t think he can breathe underwater!

That may be Lio’s friend Ishy atop the car.