Herman by Jim Unger for March 08, 2023

Must be WAY bigger than a horse pill.

What’s worse is that they’re suppositories.

I don’t want to know about the shots.

At least that’s not the size of the ENAMA you have to take

Just don’t ask him how many trips to the bathroom he has to make.

I hate when one goes 1/2 way and sticks.

“The pharmacy no longer sells ’Contac.’ They sold me 600 tiny pills, to be taken one at a time.”

“Time for your morning swim, sir!”

You know you’re getting old when you need a quart of water to take your morning pills.

I remember at time when I didn’t take any pills at all. Now I take them morning and night. I haven’t done noon — yet.

Most of them are supposed to “keep” me healthy. I wonder how people lived beyond 40 before these medicines existed. I can’t complain since I have medical coverage for them and they do seem to work: I am healthy.

Well, just maybe, he’ll drown in his sorrows?

I feel your pain, Herman!

A 5-pound bag of sugar will help the medicine go down.

The pills are getting bigger……….

How easy to relate. . . .

The proverbial horse chokers?

WHATAMAN!!

When the doctor told him they’re bringing in a large tablet, he thought he was getting an iPad.

And don’t get me started on my suppositories…..

Actually, the pills don’t do anything, that just their way to keep you hydrated.

Tell it, brother.