Drabble by Kevin Fagan for March 13, 2023

The Wally flag is hilarious.

She’s going to hit you over the head with her trowel

Always sticking your foot in your mouth Ralph. Will you ever learn. No of course not what was i thinking.

There is no such thing as a little makeup to a lady.;P

Instead of going to wherever it was that you were going to go, Ralph…you may need to go to an emergency clinic…

Another night on the sofa, eh, Ralph?

A little makeup takes longer than a lot. It’s the difference between Rembrandt and painting your garden shed.

How about, “Take all the time you need to get it the way you want it.”?

Is this a suggestion of spousal abuse?

I really hope they kiss and make up later.

I think he just wants more time to play on his phone.

Tammy Faye lives!

What he was trying to say, but blew it, is he’s is no hurry to go where they’re going. Of course that could have the same effect.

I want a Wally flag!!

Sometimes I only use face powder and mascara, sometimes I use foundation, powder, blush, eye shadow, eye liner, mascara, lipstick. So, yes, there is such a thing as " a little make up". and yes, I am a lady.

I wish I had a Dachshund flag!

It’s too bad there’s not a “rewind” in real life.

That sounded like a 48 roses, 10 pounds of chocolate, and an additional night out.