Arlo and Janis by Jimmy Johnson for March 09, 2023

Also known as the Crick-In-Your-Neck Creme. Get a second bottle free; just pay a separate fee

I’d worry more about gravity

It’s working. When you stretch your neck back there are no wrinkles showing. Let’s see what it looks like when you relax.

Arlo’s eyes remind me of a what friend says. When you are having your bowl of oatmeal in the morning you just can’t tell what the day is going to bring you.

Reminds me of the Golden Girl when the slutty one noticed that having sex on top made her face sag. Always looks better on your back.

She has that sexy nose hair look.

Janis lifting her head like that and similar exercises are prescribed to correct or prevent text neck, poor posture, and dowagers hump.

We spend so much time working on forward facing things, especially with computers and smartphones, that we can tighten and shorten the muscles on the front of our body.

Cool drawing.

That only works as long as your neck is stretched Janis.

Wrinke or wattle cream?

I will not bring up the bra removing joke. I will not……

Arlo! It might be appropriate at this time to say “What wrinkles? You still look like a college girl!”

Never seen her from that angle before.

Too bad Janis can’t do what I did to cover neck wrinkles, grow a beard.

Well, if it’s not working, things are at least looking up!

Only if the elastin being removed from your skin is replaced otherwise no.

Have we ever seen Janis from this perspective before? I’m sure Arlo has, of course.