Close to Home by John McPherson for March 10, 2023

make sure you can afford it!

Bleeb couldn’t handle the smell. Went up a tree.

But where is the water to lubricate the food?

The final test is how easily it tips over

You had Robby Raccoon at, “…teeming with maggots”. Yuck; I’m going to be sick.

It’s a nice place to visit and ransack

… but it’s not such a nice place to live in.

… one day later…

AAAAAAAAAAAHHH! They’re dumping our new house into a big blue truck!

They have raccoons in Jersey City?

I feed the outside cats. I once bought fancy dry stuff for a change. Even the raccoons wouldn’t eat it.

It’s a Good indication the can is prime…just look at all the flies buzzing around it!

Stay up in the tree bleeb raccoons eat anything

“Plus it’s a on dead-end block. No need to worry about intersections.”

Kind of like Putin’s palace?

Not quite. Raccoons who have a choice about what they eat, are very particular about the food they consume. Like cats, they don’t like old food, rotting food or dead animals they did not kill. They also won’t eat rotten duck or goose eggs in abandoned nests. Only raccoons who have limited food choices eat stinking garbage.

They might eat there but they most certainly would not live there!

Candominium.

He’s gonna give them an offer they can’t refuse.

Look at Bleeb, sittin’ in a tree, W A V I N G!

They treed Bleeb.

I think we’ll leave this one for the dogs, we prefer the one behind the Italian restaurant.

A raccoon is probably just a woodchuck wearing a mask.

So, it’s a rental.

In his room would he find Gideon’s Bible?