Monty by Jim Meddick for March 15, 2023

Canada has an army? Next thing you’ll tell me, Canada has a Warship.

Too soon to tell

Were they fighting over who has to claim lake Erie?

The absence of proof isn’t proof of absence.

EB wiped the Battle of Put-in-Bay from existence?

The Canadians were very sorry for the misunderstanding.

All that stuff you don’t know about? I prevented it.

However, in 1835 there was an Ohio-Michigan war over Toledo. Ohio lost and had to accept Toledo.

Ford got Cleveland and Windsor.

Musta’ been a black swan event.

Monty has forgotten the debacle that occurred when he tried to stop the Titanic disaster!

https://www.gocomics.com/monty/2012/05/23

“When you do things right, people won’t be sure you’ve done anything at all.”

EB didn’t have to go back that far, I would have been good with helping the truck strrikers.

I just fixed the moon landing conspiracy, but it opened up the opportunity for Q Anon.

Reminds me of the story where the U.S. almost went to war with Canada (then the U.K.) over a pig.https://www.bbc.com/travel/article/20220911-the-us-island-that-nearly-ignited-a-war

Ahhh… The Ohio/Canadian War! Who can ever forget that great war hero Hootie Johnson and his Band of Buckeyes! Wait… What was I talking about?

Ohio vs Canada? That would be erie, wouldn’t it.

Well I stopped the zombie apocalypse. Twice.

Hoosiers versus the Hosers?

EB learned from Star Trek. :)

My grandfather died in the Ohio-Canadian war!

Holy Toledo!

“Blame Canada!”

We still have the war of 1812-1815 the 2nd Revolutionary war started by Amrican yahoos attaking and burning down a Canadian courthouse.

Monty cannot dispute E.B.’s logic (though one might doubt his veracity)….