Shoe by Gary Brookins and Susie MacNelly for March 22, 2023

I would hate to be a pallbearer…..

An interesting undertaking!

Cosmo might well be a corpse after another dinner at Roz’s!

That party will be just like another relaxing day in Shoe’s office for Cosmo.

It is time for a new girlfriend.

A.K.A. Mr. Body

The death of the party.

Spoiler Alert: It was Colonel Sanders in the kitchen with the air fryer.

Is she serving K*m Pao Chicken, (Cosmo)?

I am so pale that, in college, I was asked to be a zombie arising from a coffin for a Halloween haunted house.

As long as he’s only playing the part.

I’ll be your huckle bearer.

Always wanted to be one of those zombies in an apocalypse movie, I think it would be fun.

Of corpse Cosmo would do it lying down.

That’s a lot of time to have to lie still.

Shavasana.

I don’t think Cosmo has any experience with stiff like that.

That’s a cadaverous assignment which Cosmo is quite adept at.

my daughter performed with a murder mystery troupe. There would be a break for dessert while people guessed “who dunnit” and wrote down their choice. If everyone guessed correctly the troupe would change the ending. They found the audience was mostly satisfied if about a 3rd got it right. Too easy or too hard spoiled the fun.

Becoming a corpse is the last thing I’d want to do.

Play dead flopped over The Wrench. People will leap to conclusions.

Remember! No snoring while the game is on.