Baby Blues by Rick Kirkman and Jerry Scott for March 13, 2023

Hate to break it to you Zoe. They got you off of Craigslist.

Remember to tell stories out of school to her dates in a few years

You, Zoe, were a thrift store special that they PAiD your mom and dad to take off their hands! ;P

But, Just think of all the Bubble-Wrap you came with.

And Wren just fell off a turnip truck?

I cannot imagine someone wanting to buy Hammie.

Zoe was left on Earth, left behind by a UFO!

That explains why I don’t have red hair.

Now go mention it to Wanda what Zoe said and question it more.

$1.42? So Hammie is the answer to “Life the Universe and Everything!”

More likely Etsy since she’s so crafty.

21st century version of, “you’re adopted” – I suppose

“your real parents were frog-faced people, and pretty soon your eyes are gonna start bulging out!”

                    — Louie Anderson

And the paying never stops…

My older sister used to tell me I was an alien back in the 50’s when I was little.

You do play a good head game, Zoe.

She’s trying to bully him again by making him feel bad. He seems impervious. That’s a good quality. Don’t lose that, it’ll come in very handy throughout life.

An updated version of Calvin’s dad’s “You were a K-Mart Blue Light Special”.

Were there air holes in the shipping package?

“NO RETURNS!”

My sister was born in 1946. Because my Dad was in the army at the time, they only had to pay $7. We still tease my sister that, “You get what you pay for.” ;-)

Amazon has free shipping but Hammie would be Chinese…

You they wanted. Your older sister was an accident…..

A $1.42? Seems like a bargain to me.

They wuz ripped off.

My brother told me they got me in the clearance isle at the supermarket. :-) :-)

I won an eBay auction last week (by virtue of being the only bidder). It felt so old-fashioned.

That’s how the sellers on eBay make any money. Low price and outrageous shipping.

https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=nUKgeAKTaXM&ab_channel=%22WeirdAl%22Yankovic-Topic

Haha! XD