Close to Home by John McPherson for March 13, 2023

good one Godzilla!

Dad jokes from the granddaddy of all giant lizards.

Switching to an "all plant’ diet is wise. That’ll prevent you from KAIJUing anything ;D

I’m not saying you’re wrong, but there’s nothing like home cooking.

Plant based… get it!? Har-Har-Har!

Good thing he didn’t step on a Lego Plant while making this pun… there would have been a WHOLE lot of expletives!

too much micro plastic for me

No retail stores anymore.

i feel all cartoonists should know that Godzilla demolished buildings and vehicles, but did not eat them

I think it was a CORN plant.

Head for New Jersey; there’s plenty of industrial plants there. That’s why it’s called the Garden State.

A plant-based diet will have a profound effect on his ole factory system.

Good idea. Us humans will give you gas

Hey Godzilla, Bleeb would like to have a word.

Better hide your plantains! (ugh)

If any cartoon today deserves a rim shot, this is the one.

I’m glad Bleeb’s wearing his “I am a meat popsicle” T-shirt. :)

Bleeb appears to be in more imminent danger from the building he is in collapsing than from Dalcon who is in a different (and burning) building.

Bleeb and Beltran are enjoying the rampage!

You’re still getting your roughage.

Mamet from “Deflocked” went on a plant based diet of Snickers bought from a Snickers plant.

Most Americans get an alarming % of their diet from manufactured food like substances.

Bleeb seems unconcerned.