Loose Parts by Dave Blazek for April 09, 2023

It’ll be a Nessie divorce.

Wait until he says what he thinks of you.

Just because people call him a monster doesn’t mean that he is.

And one named Nessie at that.

Love is blind

Hey! I’m in the room here, ya know.

Monster? Let’s not jump to conclusions here.

Apparently he is a fish out of water. Well, maybe not a fish, but….

Hi, cousin!

“And then I met Nessie. I knew it was wrong but he was so much more … mythical, I guess … than my husband.” :)

I thought Nessie was supposed to be female.

(Not that there’s anything wrong with that.)

Then again, I doubt that anyone ever asked him/her/it/them about his/her/its/their pronouns, or had the chance to record the response.

The ceremony was in Loch Ness, so it was really more of a wetting.

For some reason he only shows up in blurry, grainy family photos.

Did he give her a lochet on their anniversary?

Female dog, Female dog, Female dog, She’s always Female doging…

Oh, Plesiosaur.

\\//_

the monster looks like it’s out of its depth…

Does he play for the Lakers?