B.C. by Mastroianni and Hart for March 18, 2023

I had to do some of that thinking stuff, but I finally got it!

Thank you for THAT!

“In that case, gimme the saco de toro.”

Anybody need an “old bag”?

Wolfie needs to stop by with his pack and set BC straight. Yip yip yip yip yip

The cost of those would go through the woof……..

“So much for your tip!”

Oh, so if you are out of doggie bags, I will take a high end fashion alligator bag in stead.

There is one restaurant in town that serves such large portions, I ask them to bring the doggie bag with the meal, cut the meal in half and take the rest home for another meal.

The food is good, too!

Another literalist.

Cultured, sort of.

“It’s for my doggie, not from my doggie!”

Aaaaack!

How about a waiter bag?

I learned that joke when I went to the butcher shop and asked for “dog bones”.

The actual butcher replied “we don’t butcher dogs here”.

Groan….

very strange?

Yep the dogs are saved for making Pup Tents!

Reminds me of the joke, “How do you make a dead dog float? Two scoops of dead dog and root beer.”

Just wait for their droppings to dry out. Problem solved.

Thank You Mastroianni & Hart, you made my day, absolutely hysterically funny, so much so that I teared as I was laughing(whew)…