Off the Mark by Mark Parisi for March 20, 2023

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    enigmamz  almost 2 years ago

    I hate when that happens.

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    SHIVA  almost 2 years ago

    I guess you’re referring to the storms hitting California nonstop.

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    Liverlips McCracken Premium Member almost 2 years ago

    With intermittent seaweed and occasional reefs. Watch for predators.

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    Imagine  almost 2 years ago

    Dang, forgot the umbrella. Again.

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    ʲᔆ  almost 2 years ago

    “now to check my facehook page”

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    TStyle78  almost 2 years ago

    Is there a day when it is not?

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    MichaelAxelFleming  almost 2 years ago

    His phone is getting wet. That voids the warranty.

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    Charliegirl Premium Member almost 2 years ago

    He’d better hope so!

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    saylorgirl  almost 2 years ago

    Imagine that!

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    distortion  almost 2 years ago

    Yay!

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    twstd  almost 2 years ago

    There’s a chance of a free meal, on a hook, followed by a burning sensation over a fire.

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    Indiana Guy Premium Member almost 2 years ago

    With 100% humidity as well. “Oh, the humidity!”

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    Doctor Dave  almost 2 years ago

    Just as it was yesterday, and will be again tomorrow.

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    ladykat  almost 2 years ago

    The alternative is not pleasant for fish.

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    Doug K  almost 2 years ago

    What’s the oxygen level in the water gonna be like?

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    Frank Burns Eats Worms  almost 2 years ago

    Before he got this phone, he used to borrow the whales’ iPod to get his weather reports.

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    Zebrastripes  almost 2 years ago

    Humidity is killing me…

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    Gent  almost 2 years ago

    There something fishy about this weather report.

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    Gent  almost 2 years ago

    Well cheers up, for it only means it ain’t dry day!

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    Gent  almost 2 years ago

    You sure that ain’t a phone-y report?

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    harvey812abc  almost 2 years ago

    They must be from Seattle

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    Laurie Stoker Premium Member almost 2 years ago

    Not again!!!!!!!

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