Aunty Acid by Ged Backland for March 18, 2023

A vision of loveliness.

Don’t we all?

It is ironic.

Which is a major reason I normally go out to the mailbox after midnight.

Me four.

If someone committed assault and battery on Auntie Acid, it would be a case of battery acid.

Sing to “Home on the Range”

At home, I may appear strange

Face unshaven, hair in disarray

If I went thus outside for the mail

Dogs would howl, small children wail,

Neighbors report a vagrant astray

I like the new typesetting

You were told to dress casually, not like a casualty.

Because you don’t try to hide Fat and wrinkles and sagging at home.

True.

Hey, it’s home and you don’t have to be anyplace, why not be comfortable?

I disagree, it’s being comfortable at home.

You also look like you just came back from Walmart.

Dress “down”- – never dress “up”.

Next, you’ll poop outside on the sidewalk.

Ain’t that the truth!

i always dress as if we’re expecting company, ‘cause here in the boonies people drop in on you without warning all the time. usually just when you’re sitting down to lunch…

I always dress in case someone drops in without notice. When dressed, I feel better and have more energy.