Loose Parts by Dave Blazek for April 16, 2023

I think the dude might need new glasses.

Oh, quit needling him, he’s doing the best that he can.

Found him on Pinterest.

Try looking down, not up

The patient felt like the procedure was kinda pointless.

I’d ask for my money back.

Pins and needles,needles and pins,it’s a happy man that grins.

Just keep him away from my balloon!

His progressive lens eyeglasses are on upside down.

What do I need to do to make my point?

♫ Needles and pins-a ♪

https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=ugDXpdjmpgw&t=75s

He must be a retired Stormtrooper from Star Wars!

Pin-point inaccuracy.

Because I hadn’t finished my firs cup of coffee, I thought for a moment it said “incapuncturist” and was wondering with this had to do with Peruvian indigenous people.

That would be the kind of acupuncture I’d like.

Needs an eye exam.

Floors, metal file cabinet, and even steel table legs? Dang those things are sharp!

Hysterical, Dave!

Hysterical wasn’t the first word that came to mind.

As a kid, he was the life of the party with pin the tail on the donkey. It is a gift, and a calling that few follow.

I think he failed to see a pin and pick it up. Therefore… all the day he had bad luck.

Had a flareup of plantar fasciitis. Went to an acupuncturist for the first time. Thought it went well, set up a second appointment.

On the way home, I thought my back was going into spasms, which I chalked up to the needles. When I got home, I found TWO needles she left in my back.

I canceled the second appointment.

Inacurapuncturist

It’s a good thing he has that towel there, in case there’s any Loose Farts.

He’s opinionated.

I think this guy’ll needle little more practice.

I think h\their acupuncture session was pointless

No suspense here. No one is on pins and needles.

I thought this looked familiar…. Maybe the word “inaccupuncture” will be in the dictionary soon.

https://www.gocomics.com/speedbump/2020/11/14

looks like the patient’s head is on backwards

His name is Lightning. Never strikes twice in the same body